From: Annalisa M. Boerner To: Neo Senshi ML Subject: [neosenshi] Fanfic: Sailor Peace - A Comedy Date: Wednesday, July 05, 2000 10:14 PM Neo Senshi ML - http://www.angelfire.com/anime/motoki Ok, this was my first impromptu fanfic. It's my attempt at comedy *^_^* Usual disclaimers apply. The idea of the Mystic Senshi belongs to Kati Hout. Feldspar vs. Tuxedo Melvin, Sailor Peace, and the Mystic Senshi A comedy The Mystic Senshi were in a circle around Feldspar, their latest adversary. He was from the Negaverse, of course, more specifically the Granitian sector. He had short, spiky hair and a black crystal set in his forehead. “JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!” shouted Jupiter. “VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!” Venus chimed in. The yellow and green energies intertwined, becoming a swirling column. It struck Feldspar in the chest. He came out with barely a scratch. “MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!” Mystic Mercury used her weakest attack, for she knew that the Senshi would need all of their energy to defeat this enemy. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” asked a nasal voice. As the fog dispersed, Sailor Moon nearly choked. “TUXEDO MELVIN?!” she shrieked in disbelief. “Yes, it is I. My opponent will die of laughter! Why, to get to the other side, of course! Knock, knock.” Everyone sweatdropped, except for Feldspar, who hit Tuxedo Melvin with a swift blast of nega-energy. Melvin swayed. “You were supposed to say ‘who’s there’ . . .” Melvin fainted. “WARRIOR MARS, FILL MY ADVERSARY WITH A BURNING DESIRE . . . FLAME FROM WITHIN!!!” Feldspar glowed red as Mystic Mars’ power coursed through him, but soon he returned to normal. “What? That was my strongest!” Mars cried. “BWAHAHAHAHA!” Feldspar laughed. Suddenly, a pale girl dropped from a nearby rooftop. “Ouch!” she said loudly, and wept on her fuku. “Who’s she?” asked Sailor Moon. The mysterious girl stood slowly and faced the scouts. “My name is Sailor Peace,” she said quietly. She was holding an olive branch. “OLIVE PEACE MAKING!” she called, raising her twig to the sky. An olive gleamed briefly, then went back to normal. “Uh-oh. It didn’t work!” and Sailor Peace let out a fountain of tears much like Serena’s. “Uh, it’ll be alright,” said a very unsure Mystic Venus. Just then, a bolt of negative energy shot out from Feldspar. Sailor Peace charred black. Her eyes went very wide. “I’ll just be going now,” Sailor Peace said shakily. She walked tottering away. Everyone sweatdropped, including Feldspar. Mystic Mercury took the opportunity to analyze Feldspar. “Oh!” she cried, and everyone turned to look at her. “Huddle!” said Mercury, and all of the Senshi gathered round, and Feldspar sat down. “All that it will take to defeat this weird enemy is something I never would have thought of. We must each tap him once with our wands, then circle around him and yell ‘Boo!’ However, we must go in order, and not have too much space between each tap, say, 3 seconds. Ready, GO!” Mystic Mercury ran up to Feldspar (who had fallen asleep) and hit him on the shoulder with her Mystic Wand. Next, Mystic Mars hit him on the foot. Mystic Jupiter ran up and whacked him upside the head. Feldspar started to get up, but Mystic Venus tripped him with her wand. Finally, Sailor Moon bopped him on his spiky head with her locket. The Senshi circled the battered general, and shouted in unison “BOO!!!” Feldspar started to shrink. “If it weren’t for you pesky scouts . . .” Feldspar shrunk out of sight. Sailor Moon voiced everyone’s thoughts. “Oooooooooookay.” The Senshi all stood there, looking at each other. Then Mystic Venus piped up. “Anyone up for CHEESECAKE?” she asked with a grin. The End To the readers: I whipped this fanfic up in 15 minutes, and it’s my first, so please don’t get on my case. You can e-mail me at pizza00@earthlink.net/ marsangel@sailormoon.com. Thanx, Rei Hino ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to neosenshi_ml-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/links/joinlb