Attention Readers! This Fanfic is serious. I wish! I warn you DiC fans to take caution, I'm not what you call a big fan of the English version. Ok now on the regular crap. I don't own SM it belongs to Toei Animation & Takeuchi Naoko. Some of the stuff belongs to DiC, like the English names. Now on with the funniest or worst Fanfic you ever read. ............................................................................. The Ultimate Enemy Of The Senshi DiC ............................................................................. By: Motoki ............................................................................. A long time ago, in 1995 on Earth, a group of super heroes lived fighting the forces of evil. Until one day a dark force finally beat them. Opening song Moonlight Densetsu begins to play but is cut short and replaced by the DiC SM song. "What happened to the song?" said Usagi. "I don't know. Let me use my computer to find out" said Ami typing on her computer. "I'm getting a bad feeling about this," said Rei "like when my grandfather is around little girls." "I have found out what happened" said Ami. "It appears that a evil force known as DiC is trying to take over SM and impose name changes, sex changes, and over all making SM a laughing stock." "We have to try to stop it!" exclaimed Makoto. "I agree with Mako-chan. If this DiC is not stop Sailor V will be more unnoticed then it already is" said Minako. "Let's not be hasty scouts," said Tuxedo Kamen "DiC could be a good thing." "He said 'Scouts'!" yelled Rei. "He must be with DiC!" said Makoto. "Lets get him!" The Senshi all transformed and attacked Tuxedo. "Mars Flame Sniper!" "Mercury Aqua Rhpsody!" "Venus Love & Beauty Shock!" "Jupiter Oak Evolution!" "Moon Gorgeous Meditation!" Tuxedo jumped out of the way of the attack and run off. "Let's go after him!" said Makoto starting to run after Tuxedo. "Wait Makoto we better get the outers. This DiC must be powerful to turn Tuxedo Kamen against us" said Sailormoon getting out her communicator. "What the fuck are you talking about Usako? This is SM SuperS the outers ain't even in it" said Sailormars. "Rei you didn't hit Usagi" gasped Sailorvenus. "It appears DiC is doing more then we expected. It's now cutting violent scenes" said Sailormercury. "We need to have the outers you guys, so someone ask the author" said Sailorjupiter. "Excuse me author can the outers join in this pointless fanfic?" asked Sailorvenus. After think about the outers were my favorite characters so I agreed to Sailor V's request. "Hey Inner Senshi. The Outers are here" said Sailorpluto. "That was fast. How did you get here?" asked Sailormoon. "Shut up Usako, before Pluto start some boring time explanation" said Sailormars. "Hey fuck you Rei. I have you know, next season to off set my boring existence I eat a ice-cream!" shouted Sailorpluto at Rei's comment. "Stop fighting Senshi or we'll never stop DiC and SMS, SM SuperS & Sailor Stars will never exist" said Sailormercury. "What are you talking about Ami?" asked Sailorneptune. "I mean DiC plans to change SM up to the first two seasons and pretend the others don't exist" explained Ami looking at Michiru in a hentai way. Michiru could tell what Ami wanted and was trying to think of a way to get her alone. "Hold it right there, author of this getting worst all the time Fanfic, this is NOT a hentai!" said Haruka mad at the comment made in the last paragraph. "Sorry, I just thought this Fanfic could use a little sex! Anyway back to the story." All Senshi set off to find DiC. Which wasn't hard because the closer they got to DiC the more things began to change. "Serena, I mean Usagi we must be at DiC" said Sailorjupiter. "How do you know that?" "Because it says on the building 'DiC Headquarters' you meatball head" said Sailor Mars. "Raye, I mean Rei you didn't hit Usako again and you called her 'Meatball Head'. Also the author wrote Sailor Mars instead of Sailormars. I'm scared!" wined Sailorvenus. "I'm scared to Ami. Hold me" said Michiru grabbing Sailor Mercury. "Hey what did I say about the Hentai!" "I'm sorry Haruka" "Well knock it off and write the Senshi's names right!" "Ok, but you better stop DiC or I'll have to start calling you Corrine" "Oh no scouts DiC has got to the author of the Fanfic. We can't trust anyone now!" said Haruka starting to get worried. "Snap out of it Haruka. Your starting to call Senshi, 'scouts'" said Sailor Neptune (oops that is Sailorneptune) trying to calm down Haruka. "Lets start to get on with the story, Ok" said Usagi getting annoyed with all the DiC misspellings and name changes. The scouts, "Senshi!", entered the dark building of DiC. They could here all kinds of horror in the different rooms, like the new voices, the foolish new names and plans for personality/sex changes. Halfway through looking for the top DiC at DiC they ran into Tuxedo Mask (as he liked to be called). "Hail DiC scouts and you can be like me!" he said. "We're not scouts, we're Senshi! and we're never be like you!" exclaimed Sailorsaturn. "Where did you come from? You haven't even been mentioned yet" said Tuxedo looking confused. "Well the author forgot about me like always and decided to mention me or I would use my Death Reborn Revolution" said Hotaru. "Lets stop talking Senshi and kill him!" shouted Sailormoon. "Moon Gorgeous Meditation!" Tuxedo avoided the attack and ran off down a hall. "Come on Senshi lets follow him. Maybe he'll take us to DiC" said Sailor Pluto. "Excuse me. You mean Sailorpluto don't you. Dead Scre-" "Ok, Ok. Sailorpluto." After chasing Tuxedo for about 5 minutes they came to a room mark 'DiC Only'. "This must be DiC" said Sailormoon as she slowly opened the door. Inside the room a giant black cloud flew along the ceiling. "That must be DiC! Attack!" said Sailorjupiter. "Jupiter Oak Evolution!" "Mars Flame Sniper!" "Mercury Aqua Rhpsody!" "Venus Love & Beauty Shock!" "Deep Submerge!" "World Shaking!" "Dead Scream!" "Silent Wall!" "Moon Gorgeous Meditation!" The combined attack hit the DiC cloud with tremendous force but had no affect. "What do we do now?" said Sailormars. Just then the DiC cloud swallowed up the Senshi. Is this the end of SM? Of course not! Two Days Latter... "Stop right there Nega trash! I'm Sailor Moon, champion of love and justice. And on behalf of the moon I'll punish you!" "Ok thats enough for today Serena" said the DiC studio producer. "I'm glad that's over with" said Usagi going into her changing room. In the room the Senshi were all sitting looking at Ami's computer. "How's that Anti-DiC website coming along guys?" said Usagi sitting down to take a look. "Pretty good," said Ami "we have already began spreading DiC rumors and protesting SMS being translated. So far 100 to 1 people like the Japanese version better then the DiC version. But we have a new problem. Apparently there is a new evil out of the internet called, Save Our Sailors (SOS). Its supports DiC and want's to change SMS." "Well Senshi lets get ready to go stop it before Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon is no more!" said Usagi. "Right!" All the Senshi transformed and set out for SOS. ............................................................................. How did you like the story? Fairly good? You know its based on a true story! Its how Sailormoon became English. Well to all who like this remember so far DiC and SOS have not been able to translate anymore SM so lets keep it that way support anti-DiC sites. Bye for now. -Motoki E-Mail @ P.S I would also like to say read more of my Fanfics and read the Fanfics that got me to write this one by Miss Para Para . ............................................................................. "Wait! What about the characters you don't mention! That figures they always forget the cats right Luna." "Don't start Artemis." "Not this time Luna I think we should have our say. We're always left out. Why doesn't someone write a Luna and Artemis Fanfic? Why do the Senshi have to hog the story? I mean we're suppose to be their trainers. Someone should write a Fanfic about me and call it 'Artemis : A Great Cat Story'. But dose anyone? No! They just stick my at the end with you, Luna, to complain. I have had it I'm going to write my owe Fanfics about me fighting the forces of evil, have hot sex and being the show hog. I'll have my own anime called, 'Bishoujo Cats Sailor Artemis' and........."