............................................................................. A little background as to when this story takes place. It's set in Sailormoon SuperS, based on the Japanese version and doesn't really follow the Sailormoon time line. Now all the legal stuff. First off I don't own Sailormoon and never will, second I don't own any movies or actors mentioned and third this is a really good story so I better get on with it! ............................................................................. Sittin' Around By: Motoki Rated: PG 13 ............................................................................. The story begins with the Senshi were all sitting on the floor at Michiru and Haruka's apartment eating ice-cream and watching TV. "I'm bored" said Usagi. "Your always bored. Give me that ice-cream!" said Rei snatching Usagi's cone. "You fuckin bitch give that back!" Rei and Usagi fought over the ice-cream until it fell on the floor. "Look what you done. Now I don't have a ice-cream!" said Usagi as she began to cry like usual. "Shut up Usagi" said Setsuna "If you want ice-cream take this" and Setsuna through her ice-cream at Usagi, which hit her in the face. "Hey stop throwing ice-cream!" yelled Haruka "Do you know how hard that is to get out of the carpet!" "Rei started it" cried Usagi licking her ice-cream off the floor. "No. You started it Usagi. You always start it by coming over in the first place. I don't like you" said Setsuna taking Minako's ice-cream to throw at Usagi. "Hey that's mine! What did I do to you?" said Minako trying to get her ice-cream back but it was to late, it was already tossed. "Hey do you guys smell something?" asked Hotaru sniffing the air. "Alright who farted?" said Michiru. "It was Mako-chan. But she didn't fart she crapped herself" said Ami. "Well you think that's bad, Chibi Usa pisses on the couch every time she comes over here" said Makoto. "What! She does! I sat on it before and thought someone spilled some water!" yelled Haruka "Why didn't she tell anyone?!" "She told me, but said not to tell the others" said Hotaru. Just then a knock came at the door. Michiru went to answer it. "It must be the pizza Usagi ordered, but by the way shes acting shes not getting it" said Michiru opening the door. "Kunzite! What are you doing here?" said Michiru. "I just figured out who Sailormoon is and I've come to get her for Queen Baryl" said Kunzite. "Umm... Ok... Your a little late. First of all this is Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon SuperS, second Queen Baryl was killed in the first season, and third you were also killed in the first season" said Michiru. "Oh. Really? In that case can I come in and watch TV with you?" asked Kunz. "Sure Kunz. Come sit by me" said Minako "Oh hold your nose around Makoto she shit her pants." "Oh don't sit on the couch that's not water" said Haruka still angry at Chibi Usa. Makoto got up just as Kunz sat down show a large brown stain on the back of her pants. "I'm going home to change my clothes" she said. "Good idea" said Setsuna "That stinks!" and she through another ice-cream at Usagi. "Hey you said you wouldn't throw my ice-cream if I let you have at lick" said Ami. "Shut up nerd" said Setsuna. "You hurt my feelings!" cried Ami running out the door. "Were better off without her" said Setsuna going back to watching TV. All the Senshi settled down now and started to watch Ranma on the TV. Just then the TV went out. "What happened" said Minako. "I told you Haruka we should have bought cable instead of hooking on to the neighbors" said Michiru. "Ok guys cables out so well have to watch something on tape" said Haruka bringing a box of tapes over. "What have you got?" asked Usagi. "Ok we have lesbian hentai, some America movies, more hentai and Michiru's collection of Teletubbies" said Haruka pouring the tapes on the floor. "I want movies!" "No the Hentai!" "Teletubbies!" said Usagi. "Ok lets vote" said Haruka "Who wants movies?" Haruka looked around the room Minako, Rei, Kunzite, and Hotaru had their hands up. "Ok that's 4 movies. Who wants hentai?" Setsuna was the only one with her hand up. "Ok that's 1 hentai and something I don't want to think about going through her mind. Ok who wants Teletubbies?" Michiru and Usagi's hands shot up into the air. " 2 Teletubbies. Why is that not a surprise. Ok guys it looks like movies win. Now which to watch? We have 'Austin Powers', 'In & Out', 'Under Siege', 'The Lion King', and 'Titanic'". After a long fight everyone agreed to watch 'Austin Powers' and 'Under Siege'. They also agreed 'Titanic' sucked and Leonardo DiCaprio looked gay! The first movie they watched was 'Austin Powers'. "I don't get this movie it's English and it's not subtitled" said Usagi. "Well if you studied your English Usagi you would find this movie funny" said Rei. "You little fuc-" "Don't start Usagi. Haruka still has some ice-cream and I left it by the sink" said Setsuna thinking about throwing the melted mess at her. ............................................................................. As soon as the movie ended everyone had to use the bathroom. "Come on Rei I have to piss!" yelled Minako banging on the door. "Just a minute!" Rei yelled back. "That's it I'm going out in the hall" said Minako going out the front door just as Rei finished in the bathroom. "Well where did she go? She had to use it real bad didn't she" said Rei. After Minako can back complaining about have to use a flower pot in the hall because of Rei, Haruka put the other movie 'Under Siege' in. "I hope this is better then that 'Austin Powers'. That sucked and made no sense. Kind of like this Fanfic" said Usagi. "I'll be right back" said Setsuna. "What wasn't funny about 'Austin Powers'? Especially the part with the 'Swedish Made Penis Pump'" said Michiru. "Well first..." Usagi started just as Setsuna return with the melted bucket of three favors ice-cream. "Noooo!" yelled Usagi as the bucket of melted slop hit her. "I told you to keep your mouth shut" said Setsuna laughing at the now crying Usagi. "All right that's enough out of you two! Both of you stand in a corner and think about what you have done" said Haruka angrily looking at the mess on the floor. "Oh man" said Setsuna and Usagi as they went to their separate corners. After everything settled down everyone started watching the movie again. "I like that Steven Seagal. His a hunk" said Minako. "I don't know. I think he's gay" said Rei. "In that case Kunz should love him," said Hotaru "right Kunz." "Shut up Messiah Of Silence. At lease I have a boyfriend" said Kunzite offended by the gay comment. Just someone knocked on the door. "Who is it!" yelled everyone. "Pizza for Usagi" said the person at the door. "Just a minute" said Haruka getting up to answer the door. Haruka opened the door and seen the Amazoness Quartet standing their with a big pizza box. "Why are you guys delivering pizza?" asked Haruka. "We need money" said Ves Ves. "Hey is that 'Under Siege'?" said Jun Jun. "Can we watch?" asked Cere Cere. "Para Para want to watch!" said Para Para running into the room. "Well I suppose you can watch with us, but tell me something how come this is 3 hours late?" asked Haruka. "When we delivered to Mamoru's place he was watching 'Men In Black' and Para Para never seen it so we stayed and watched it" explain Ves Ves sitting down in front of the TV. "I'm surprised you don't get fired" said Haruka bringing the pizza over so the group could eat it. "Can I have a piece?" asked Usagi in the corner. "Me to" said Setsuna. "After the movie's over and if there's any left. But until then stay in the corner" said Haruka. "Hey this pizza has onions on it that's gross!" said Hotaru. "Oh shut up and pick them off. I can't hear the movie" said Kunz. "Ok I will" said Hotaru and as she ate the pizza she picked off the onions and carefully tossed them on Kunzite's back so he wouldn't feel them. ............................................................................. A hour and a half later the movie ended and everyone stood up to stretch. "That movie was good but I still liked 'Austin Powers' better" said Rei. "I thought 'Under Siege' was better" said Minako "That Steven Seagal look a lot better then Mike Myers, he was ugly." "Yeah he looks like someone Cere Cere would go out with" said Jun Jun laughing. "Hey you take that back you green haired bitc-" "Settle down you to we have to get back to Master Zirconia and make up a excuse for being late" said Ves Ves. "Come on Para Para." "Yeah coming. Para Para wants to see Granny Zirconia get mad at the rest of you and not at Para Para because Para Para is her favorite." "The only reason Zirconia doesn't get mad at you is because your mentally unbalanced" muttered Jun Jun to herself as the Quartet left. "Well I should be getting back to the Dark Kingdom" said Kunzite. As Kunz turned to leave everyone started to laugh at him. "What's so funny?" asked Kunz puzzled. "Look at your back!" laughed Michiru. "What?" Kunz looked over his shoulder and saw dried bits of pizza sauce & onions stuck to his cape. "Oh man! How did that get there!" said Kunz going out the door picking the onions off. "Can we come out of the corner now?" asked Usagi. "Oh sure. I forgot about you two" said Haruka. "Hey you guys ate all the pizza" said Setsuna picking up the empty box. "Well don't act up next time and you'll get some" said Haruka. After everyone left Michiru and Haruka went out and sat in the kitchen because the couch had to be burned. "Why do we invite them over? All they do is fight and make a big mess every time" said Michiru. "I don't know. I really don't know" said Haruka. "Well I better get us another cable connection. I think the guy up stairs has one." "Haruka! Just pay for it! We have the money." "But Michiru..." ............................................................................. Well how was this Fanfic? Pretty good I thought. If anyone has suggestions or comment mail Motoki at . This story was not created to make fun of any movies mentioned, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mike Myers or Steven Seagal. .............................................................................